The Doorman

I don't need somebody from the government standing between me and my health care (in the background, faintly, I hear "Me and my Arrow"), I've already got SecureHorizons lurking fatly there. Question is, how did this gangsta get there? (thinking, grinding, popping and whistling) I never voted him in somehow did I? I sure don't recall that; I do recall voting for so and so who lost to Jon Kyl 3 or 4 times though it seems. Same as for President a lot of the time. But I don't think voted to have to choose this guy to stand in the door smilin. So how did this guy get in front of the door, anyway? "Who are those guys"? (Butch and Sundance, are you going to sue me for plagiarism?)